Sunday, July 12, 2009

Happy Sunday Chi Town! Can you believe the weekend blew past so fast? Weather was GREAT - and hopefully will be next weekend too! River North Fest, River North Fest....who's going?

Mister 312 will be there, so you have to come by to visit us. If not, we may get bored and start getting ourselves into trouble. I am sure we could find some, right? I am just hoping someone has cotton candy, I have issues, I like it. 100% pure sugar rush - love it!

If you have yet to hear the scoop, ladies, call Mister 312 for an appointment for a great massage or facial - we have a special price of $40 for either one - or indulge, get them both! Take your man with you and let him get some stuff done while you are relaxing, after, go out to eat! Perfect scenario! It would be a great gift for a friend too, so buy before the price goes up - I am the queen of thrift these days.

If you are going to the Air and Water show in August, be SURE to stop for some really good stuff at the new Freshii that just opened in Water Tower. They have outdoor seating! At the Water Tower! I am pretty impressed - that had to be quite the negotiation, but it's there, I would know, I stalk them. Just kidding. Good food, good prices, healthy and tons of options - try it! AMAZING.

Now, if I can just remember that the Air and Water show is in August.... I have a tendency to forget and when they practice, I almost dive under my couch every year. Scares the crap out of me....Grand opening of Mister 312 is only a short time away, if you still want to score and invite, send me a post, when we are full, we are FULL. So give me a great reason to invite you. Make it good and keep it clean people, amuse me, I need it!

Have a great week, peace and health Chicago!




Sunday, June 28, 2009

Michael Jackson


Everyone at Mister 312 would like to express their sorrow in the sudden loss of musical genius Michael Jackson, our deepest condolences to his children and family, Sony Music Entertainment and to his fans that are grieving. It is a rarity when a performer gives us so much throughout their career, and his music will live forever.

Thank you for your talent, music, and choice to share it with all of us for all of these years, we are all so grateful. Rest in peace Michael.






Saturday, June 20, 2009

Oh yeah, it's Friday night.... FINALLY.


Ok, so finally Friday and my stomach is quite happy courtesy of Karyn's Cooked on Wells - if you have never been, you need to go, vegetarian or not, The "meatball" sandwich is just darn good, and the BBQ sauce I wish I could take home. Organic wine seems to cut the hangover time for me, so hey, indulge a little, right? It's Friday.

So, how have you all been? Anyone make it to B96 Summer Bash last weekend? Our Mister 312 girls were there and had a great time, would of course like to thank B96 for ripping it down once again this year, and a special thanks to Akon and his staff for being so much fun, the ladies had a fabulous time.

Stay tuned for details on the grand opening bash - food, cocktails, prizes, all of that good stuff, and of course the after party....lol. If you have a sick day left, save it for the day after, you are gonna need it. Want an Evite? Give us your name, email address and tell us why and we will make sure your on that list at the door - more creative the better, so let me hear it - shoot me an email at marketing@mr312.com. Have a most excellent weekend, peace and health - back at ya soon Chicago.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

We Are Available For Take Out!!!

Hey Chi Town - had to let you in on the latest at Mister - you are going to love this one - we are available for take out! How awesome is that? We will come to your office or off site location - you never have to leave the nest!

Imagine being time crunched because your computer decided to give you the blue screen of death and you lost all your data. You had planned on going to get a hair cut and facial, maybe even a massage, but you won't be leaving until the IT guy stops with the remote access and just comes to fix the stupid thing. Which may take hours. Perhaps days.

If your day is always generally questionable as to whether you actually see/feel daylight on your pasty skin, then you definitely need to check this out - it is the ULTIMATE in convenience. Just give the salon a call and ask for Joanne, she will hook it up for you and give you the details.

We will even drag along products for you - just let us know what you would like to purchase and it will come with us. Nice, huh? Services, shampoo and conditioner, styling products right to your door. Like Dominos pizza. Only better.

Our massage therapist is also able to be scheduled to give chair massages on a monthly basis to your office, so start a trend, monthly employee appreciation - Google does it and look at them. I'm just saying.

Call - reserve - reap the benefits - we are that good that we will deliver. Until next time - peace and be well!




Saturday, May 30, 2009

GETTING HITCHED??

Kind of like "Got Milk?" Get's your attention, doesn't it? So....show of hands, how many of you having taking the plunge, produced the velvet box containing what is supposed to be the equivalent to "three months salary" according to the shiny object jewelry gurus? (Not sure why becoming behind on a condo payment is the best way to kick off the first step of togetherness, but hey.)

Ladies have the wedding stuff down to a science. Hair, makeup, nails, dresses, you name it - they have the plan. They go off in a cluster on wedding day to get stunning, and the guys are usually left to hold there own for the most part. Which generally means (if possible) a quick nine holes of golf, a burger, and a quick trip to the bathroom at your parents to shower and throw some DEP hair gel on your head before getting dressed in a strangely musty smelling room that was once yours as a child.

Now, I have no objection whatsoever to the golf, we only have so much nice weather here, I get it. BUT - why not take all your groomsmen into Mister 312 for the morning, and do whatever you want? Yep, you can have the run of the joint. Just let us know who you are, how many of you, and what would make your life killer that morning (food, beverages, a mermaid, whatever) and come on in. You can just go from area to area and do what you want, and so can your friends. Have a massage, get your man hands done (grooms, there is ALWAYS a close up of your paws in the wedding album, that "overlapping" with the bride hands thing, keep this in mind) or just grab a hair cut and kick back - it's your day, have at it.

You can pick the music, pick the movies you want to watch, heck, we will even let you putt in the hallway into a cup. Very low stress way to start the day, and no DEP hair gel. You can still have the burger if you want, actually, even better than the burger, we can hook it up so that you have your lunch from Lawry's - awesome boxed lunches - you will be more than pleased. And full.

If you have done the deed, planned the date, and need a manly hang out, give us a call - we will do it up for you. Don't forget to bring your putter....

Peace and be well Chi - until next time.